The start of a troll

Sometimes dating isn’t all it is cracked up to be, sometimes I feel like I will never find the “one”. I have been on countless websites- Plenty Of Fish, Tinder, Zoosk, Farmer’sOnly (because let’s be honest who doesn’t dream about meeting a ruggedly handsome cowboy!). I have heard success stories, as well as failures. My story is neither a success nor a failure, or maybe it is both? These websites have created in me, what some may call a “troll”. I no longer am “Tinderella” looking for a date to a ball. I have slowly become a sarcastic, slightly bitchy (but hilarious) version of who I was before and it is all thanks to the dumb, hilarious, and sometimes mildly outrageous conversations I have had with men on Tinder and sites like it. If I am being honest, I am ok with that. It gives me pleasure to test the wits of my matches, and even greater pleasure when their wits match mine and they can keep up with my jokes! I am not afraid to throw down a dirty pickup line, and that is a-okay with me! I am in the heart of sin city, Las Vegas, baby! And with that, comes plenty of opportunity to match and talk with people from all over the world! This blog is about the men that appreciate my wits and match it- or don’t, eiher way making for a funny conversation, it will feature these conversations along with hilarious stories, advice (follow it at your own risk), dating fails and so much more!